Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...