God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...