Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...