Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.