Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...