How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...