Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....