The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...