Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business...