I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!