Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!