Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...