Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...