Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...