Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.