Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
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I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...