My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...