I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...