If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Toilet
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Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...