Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...