Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!