Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...