The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...