I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...