The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...