The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...