Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.