The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Alabamba
Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...