Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...