Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...