TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.