What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...