This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.