Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
Dad will never say
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Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Signs and notices 18
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Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...