Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...