What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...