Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...