Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!