How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...