‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
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A golf blooded reptile!
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A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
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Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of...