Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...