Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...