Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...