The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.