Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
The tradition at weddings
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...