Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...