Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...