If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...