How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...