God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...